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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Power Outage Movie
Monday, January 16, 2012
Dell E310
Dell E 310 you have treated me well over the years. We spent many long nights doing case studies and designing websites. You have worked fairly flawlessly through out those years. You came to me at an outstanding Christmas sale discount with many free upgrades. You came to me at a time of need as my laptop had been stolen. I will miss you. I hope your next owner will enjoy you just as much and the money earned from selling you will go toward another great computer. So fair well my Dell E310.
Hello Toshiba laptop. You are welcome to my family of gadgets & gizmos. You two have come to me in a time of need for a new windows machine & at a clearance price. You have big shoes to fill with your smaller sleeker shell. I believe you can do it. You have gotten off to a food start my PC. May our journey together be long.
Hello Toshiba laptop. You are welcome to my family of gadgets & gizmos. You two have come to me in a time of need for a new windows machine & at a clearance price. You have big shoes to fill with your smaller sleeker shell. I believe you can do it. You have gotten off to a food start my PC. May our journey together be long.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
UK Stories & Pictures
This is my last UK post... For now at least. Here are all the pictures I have from my trip (all the way at the bottom). Also some random items from the trip.
I was been burned a few times in the UK. Here are a few UK stories.
- A guy asked me if I spoke English and said yes. He asked me a question and I said what. He walked off with an attitude. My friend was like you should have said no you speak American (burned).
- I was asked if I would like my food for here. Me: Can I have it to go. The guy at the counter: 'what'. Me: to go. He looked at me confused and asked me if I would like it 'Take way'... umm yeah.
- I asked a bartender at a club where the restroom was. Bartender: What. Me: Bathroom Bartender: What. Me: Toilet. Bartender: oh, upstairs on the left.
- Mark: I wonder what they do in there. Me: I am sure they have offices in there. Mark: I wonder what they do. Me: IDK How em i suppose to know. whatever it is they do in a fucking palace....? Both: lmao
-toilet/bathroom are separate rooms
- don't use preservatives. Bread taste great
- No added crap to foods. Crisps (chips) ingredient list: potatoes, sunflower oil, salt.
Reading words and thinking they are spelled wrong or weird: use the toilet, mind the gap ( instead of watch your step) Colour, TK Max, Chips (fries), Crisps (chips), Baguette (Sub), fussy, cheers, yeah, naughty, centre
I am sure I missed a lot of things but I am sure you all get the point. I had a blast and the UK was fun.
Random UK Videos
Squirrel
UK Pictures. Mark has most of the good ones but here is what I have.
London I
Birmingham
Liverpool
Manchester
Oxford
London II
I was been burned a few times in the UK. Here are a few UK stories.
- A guy asked me if I spoke English and said yes. He asked me a question and I said what. He walked off with an attitude. My friend was like you should have said no you speak American (burned).
- I was asked if I would like my food for here. Me: Can I have it to go. The guy at the counter: 'what'. Me: to go. He looked at me confused and asked me if I would like it 'Take way'... umm yeah.
- I asked a bartender at a club where the restroom was. Bartender: What. Me: Bathroom Bartender: What. Me: Toilet. Bartender: oh, upstairs on the left.
- Mark: I wonder what they do in there. Me: I am sure they have offices in there. Mark: I wonder what they do. Me: IDK How em i suppose to know. whatever it is they do in a fucking palace....? Both: lmao
-toilet/bathroom are separate rooms
- don't use preservatives. Bread taste great
- No added crap to foods. Crisps (chips) ingredient list: potatoes, sunflower oil, salt.
Reading words and thinking they are spelled wrong or weird: use the toilet, mind the gap ( instead of watch your step) Colour, TK Max, Chips (fries), Crisps (chips), Baguette (Sub), fussy, cheers, yeah, naughty, centre
I am sure I missed a lot of things but I am sure you all get the point. I had a blast and the UK was fun.
Random UK Videos
Squirrel
Oxford Singers
3D Glass Image
Occupy Liverpool
Liverpool Apartment
UK Pictures. Mark has most of the good ones but here is what I have.
London I
Birmingham
Liverpool
Manchester
Oxford
London II
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Two Kevin Hart Fans
My cuzo Sivon and I are both Kevin Hart fans. We randomly shot this short clip while waiting in the mall. I will have to get him to do a longer video next time. Funny and talented little kid ( A+ student, always fresh, athlete and can rap).
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